SKEESPN: We're here with Harrison "H-Town" Heiman of the league-leading Jerry Gar-Skee-A. Thanks for joining us H-Town! How was your Thanksgiving?

H-Town: It was very filling! I hope you had a good one as well!

SKEESPN: I did indeed. What was your favorite item on the dinner table?

H-Town: So many to choose from, but I would have to say the candied yams. They are the best!

SKEESPN: Excellent. Alright, enough chit chat. The people want to know - What's up with the mesh shorts?

H-Town: Well it's what works for me. It's my superstition. See the second week of my rookskee skeeson I decided to wear jeans and it was the worst decision of my life! I didn't roll well so the following week I threw on the mesh shorts and never looked back.

SKEESPN: Any other superstitions? Pre-match shot? Pre-game meal?

H-Town: I have to have at least 3 beers before a match to condition. But I can't over drink, as I discovered last week.

SKEESPN: Speaking of that, your team Jerry Gar-Skee-A has been on fire this skeeson. 979, 906, 929, 1047, 1026...and then what exactly last week?

H-Town: I believe it was an 898. My skeemate Pistol Petot was the only one to carry our team. We had a major off day and I believe its something we needed to let us know that we can be vulnerable. We will, however, use this low score and the bye week to our advantage and really play hard next week.

SKEESPN: We were hanging out in the SKEESPN offices late Thursday night when that score came across the ticker. Evan and Adrian started chanting "Beatable!"

SKEESPN: Which team scares you the most heading into the playoffs?

H-Town: Well the Unibrowskees is definitely a threat to us. If they get the right lane with the right players then they could be a major threat to our game. Since they have many players to choose from I'm sure they will only bring their best to the playoffs which could be deadly.

SKEESPN: USkee Weekly is running a story this week about you and a fellow skeeballer possibly being romantically linked. They've also apparently purchased some fairly incriminating pics from our skeetographer, Melanie. Care to comment?

H-Town: I had a feeling that Melanie was dealing under the table! Well I guess I should go ahead and say that the rumors are true. I am currently dating Lindsay Tutone of Gym Class Skeeroes, which will be another competitor in the playoffs. It could make for some nasty drama when it comes down to playoff time.

SKEESPN: Full Circle Magazine will pay top dollar for exclusive pics of the H-Town Tutone kids when the time comes. I'm just putting that out there.

SKEESPN: What's the best movie you've seen recently?

H-Town: Oh the best movie I have seen has to be "Role Models". It is freakin' hilarious! I swear I was laughing throughout the entire flick.

SKEESPN: You sure it wasn't Roll Models?

H-Town: Haha, ya know I think it could be, we should call the producers and tell them they made a typo.

SKEESPN: What are your plans for next skeeson? Sticking with Jerry Gar-Skee-A, or are you going to branch out and test the free agent market?

H-Town: Well I would definitely love staying with Jerry Gar-Skee-A. We are definitely a perfect fit together, especially to go and chug from the Brewskee Mug. I mean I have the best skeeballer in America, "The Makers Marksman", on my team - a hundo roller. I have "Pistol Petot", who can go for 40's and 50's. And I can find the 40 consistently. And Pistol Petot and I can hit hundos if we need to.

SKEESPN: Describe your relationship with former Bourbonator (and current Unibrowskee) Sean "Fun Boy" Richards. Any animosity there?

H-Town: Despite what people may think, "Fun Boy" and I have a positive relationship with each other. We both sat down one day and talked things through, so there really isn't any beef between us. We both are still on very good teams, and who knows we might see each other in the playoffs to create some fun drama.

SKEESPN: I heard a rumor that there's a video out there somewhere of you calling him out. I sure hope that never gets leaked...Hypothetical situation - You vs. Fun Boy in the BROTY. Who wins?

H-Town: Fun Boy is a very good roller, but I definitely would have to go with myself over Fun Boy. I have a lot of faith in my rolling in the BROTY. I seem to play very well under pressure.

SKEESPN: Who would you NOT want to face in the BROTY?

H-Town: There are a few players that definitely scare me. One of them is my own skeemate, The Makers Marksman. I ended up losing to him in three games in last skeeson's semi-finals of the BROTY. A few others to name would be Nick "The One" Giaimo, and Chad "The Arm" Brophy.

SKEESPN: What do you predict for Jerry Gar-Skee-A's last two regular skeeson scores?

H-Town: Since we are feeding off a low scoring week, I believe we will get 1025 next week, and in the final week I'm thinking around 970.

SKEESPN: Any advice for the rookskee rollers heading into the playoffs and the BROTY?

H-Town: Well being a rookskee in last skeeson's BROTY I definitely was the underdog in every round I played in. Even though I would beat one person people kept telling me, "well you beat that guy, but you aren't going to beat the next one." My advice is to never think that it is impossible to beat someone because if you want it that bad, you will play for the win.

(Editor's note: Insert "You Play To Win The Game!" clip here )

SKEESPN: Excellent advice! Alright H-Town well thanks for chatting with us today and good luck on your quest to chug from the Brewskee Mug this skeeson!

H-Town: Thank you very much! Go Jerry Gar-Skee-A!